- Me: Makes a mistake.
- Me: Thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years.
Nathan Drake: The Everyman
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
Oh, Denmark <3
This is even more beautiful because I actually know where the text is from. Aw.
This is the Moon.
But imagine for a second that the Moon switched places with other planets. This is what you would see (subject to staying alive, of course):
im stressed because i don’t want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer i just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee but there’s so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and i don’t want to do any of that
Basically, yes. Aw, man.